Goodr BAMF G Sunglasses : Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?
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About
- NO SLIP - Larger frame size with more coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik
- NO BOUNCE - Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
- ALL POLARISED - Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
- REFLECTIVE LENSES - Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light
- NO DEMOGORGANS - 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down
Description
BAMF Gs: Beast [Bleeping] Goodrs! With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.
PISTOL SQUAAAAAD
Listen, if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized lenses are for you. (Also, we know that you posted a photo of yourself and wrote a caption that you did 57 pistols, but we know that you didn't. You did exactly 12 pistols, spread over the 7 takes you did to perfect your form, your hair and your sweat - which came from a spray bottle placed just out of frame.)
No Slip: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
No Bounce: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
All Polarised: Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Reflective Lenses: Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
All Fun.
MPN GO-540701