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• No Slip - We Use A Special Grip Coating And Temple Grips To Construct Our Frame To Help Eliminate Slippage When Your Lava-Induced Sweat Pops While Volcano Surfing
• No Bounce - Our Frame Is Fitted And Lightweight, With A Removable Nose-Piece And Two Sizing Options To Prevent Bouncing When You Land On Your Motorcycle Seat After Diving Out Of A Helicopter.
• Anti-Fog - Extremely Effective Anti-Fog Coating Prevents The Inside Of This Extreme Wraparound Lens From Fogging Even With The Extremest Sweat.
• All Polarised - Glare-Reducing, Polarised Lenses And Uv400 Protection That Blocks Those Harmful Uva And Uvb Rays
• All Extreme - You Might Be An Extreme Athlete, You Might Be A Pretty Average Athlete Who Is Extremely Delusional. Both Extremely Extreme Extremists. Yeahhhhhaharghhhhhwooooohooooooo.

Description

Non Mirrored Lenses

PSSST...C'MERE.
CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES.

DO I PLAY SPORTS???
BASKETBALL? BORING!!!

SOCCER? STUPID!!!

HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!

TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!

CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!

WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING

WRAPS G's

EXTREMELY EXTREME SUNGLASSES FOR EXTREMELY EXTREME PEOPLE. 

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MPN GO-310979