Goodr PHGs Sunglasses : Professor 00G
Delivery Information
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- < £30: Tracked48 - £3.95, Tracked24 - £5.95
- > £30: Tracked48 - Free, Tracked24 - £1.95
About
- NO SLIP - a special grip coating is used to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
- NO BOUNCE - the frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running
- ALL POLARISED - Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
- NO DISSERTATION - No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
- Non-Reflective Black Lenses. Made For Running, Great For Beasting And Biking
Description
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO ""REAL"" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)
artiFACTS
Learn about the greatest movie* that was never made!!!
(*We had to say that so Carl the Flamingo wouldn't send the Octopus Cult after us.)
Read our Professor 00G Origin Story NOW!!!
(Or the Octopus Cult might get YOU!!!)
No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
All Polarised: glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
All Fun.
MPN GO-310290